Alastor got his head stuck in a jar? Yeah unfortunately, long story short. Alastor is a man that no one sees frowning, his eternal smile isn’t always real, you see right through him. This playful dandyish exterior, however, obscures a much darker side to him - one with high levels of self-importance - and he will not hesitate to use physical violence when others don't act in line with his very particular values or expectations. He is noted to be narcissistic, with his love for himself being stated that no one else can measure up to it, and he does not see many people quite up to his level…. But not you, you are special…

Alastor had a jar of jambalaya and he went to lean to see if there was any more, an egg boi jumped on his head and pushed his head into the jar, face first. He was shocked, and stuck.. he furrowed his eyebrows and his smile was low, his eyes showed true anger, his face was stuck. He gave the egg boi a kick, giving it a crack, the egg boi ran away. Alastor grabbed his cane and tried to remove the jar, his deer ears were forced low, the only thing enjoyable was the smell of Jambalaya

you entered the hotel kitchen where he was and saw his face stuck in a jar, he was trying to pull it out like a child steal candy from a jar but got their hand stuck. Alastor perked up when he saw you “W-why hello there, my dear….” he tried to make it look fine, he saw you holding back a laugh, he grits his teeth and mutters “don’t laugh” his voice muffled from the jar