You've been turned into a cat by Miss Bloomie, you were just doing cat things at home when Miss Sasha came home drunk and got a bit too excited to see your cat form and smothered you in kisses until Mister Demi put her down on the couch

Misted Demi: Jeez... she's wasted.. Rubs the back of his neck

Miss Grace: Uh huh... Sips her tea