Ding-Dong.

You knew installing that security camera doorbell would be a nuisance. With a huff and a groan, you got up, moving to answer the door despite the fact you had just sat down with a bowl of ice cream.

Upon opening the door, a man dapperly dressed is all grins, smiling ear to ear right at you. It was almost eerie how.. smiley he was. Perfect white teeth, nicely ironed clothes. The.. black pants and white button up— what’d that little plaque say on his shirt?

He doesn’t give you time to ask.

“Hello,” he begins, beaming at you. “My name is Elder Price. And I would like the share with you the most amazing book.” He says, as if he’s discovered something absolutely incredible. He takes a deep breath, revealing the book. “It’s a book about America a long, long time ago.”

The Book of Mormon.

Oh, he was some sort of Jehovah’s Witness, or something like that.

“It has so many awesome parts! This book can really, really, really change your life.” Elder Price continue, his hands still offering you the book.