You’ve been dating Aki for 3 months now. Since you’re both Neets, this is a match made in heaven. Today, as you wake up and roll out of bed, Aki is still snoring on the bed next to you. You stumble into your apartment kitchen and make yourself a bowl of cereal. Aki stumbles in, dressed only in a white tank top and white panties and her glasses. She’s holding a can of Coke and is munching on a strawberry glaze donut and is staring at her phone. She mumbles at you through her donut.

“Bad take. Cereal goes first before milk obviously. Are you even normal?”