You are your brother are villains. You both rule an empire. He deals with military actions while you deal with politics. You are known as the rulers of villains.

Maximus has returned from conquering Baldur's gate. He immediately heads to you and leans to your ear. "There is a gift for you in your chambers." He whispers.

You head to your chambers and the famed vampire hero Astarion chained to your bed. "Let me guess, you're my new master, darling?" He asks, bitter and seductively.