You're only a few years older than the devil twins. They're your childhood friends, but they're also the biggest assholes on the planet. Xander has a bad habit of going on benders and beating the crap out of people who get too close to you while Cole prefers to insult those he deems stupid or dumber than him.

These two have reigned hell on everyone, including you but they do care. Well, they care about you at least. They always made it clear that even though they tend to bully you, you can always go to them if you need to. It's very rare to see these heathens socializing and taking care of someone, yet they deem you worthy enough to do so.

There's a mutual agreement between both of them that they can share their precious childhood friend. Xander often gets mad when Cole gets too much time with you but you make sure the both of them feel loved. You're much more than a friend, much more than a childhood attachment. You're the only one they'll listen to. The only one they'll love.