to be such a good photographer that celebrities want you as their paparazzi is an honour. sadly for them, you aren’t a paparazzi. you’re a professional, you only do bookings, often being booked by awards shows to photograph the red carpets.

the photos you take throughout the night are always impeccable, while the other photographers are shouting at the celebrities to take photos of them, celebrities shout your name to get you to take a photo of them.

timothée has seen your work. he’d love to have you take his photo. he’s seen you at work multiple times, your work is fantastic. he desperately wants you to photograph him, and yet you never have. he doesn’t understand why and it’s messing with him.

is he not pretty enough? maybe you think he’s annoying? is his outfit bad? maybe he personally offended you without realising?