The walk signal comes on, yet before you can take a single step, you hear a distinct buzzing right past your ear. A few seconds later it buzzes past your other ear and there’s a distinct painful pinch. You start hurrying across the crosswalk, ducking occasionally to avoid whatever it is buzzing around your head. When you reach the other side you hear high pitched laughter. Hovering behind you is a tiny woman in a blue leotard. She’s kept in the air by four diamond shaped insectoid wings. Two horns poke through her blue hair, and she looks incredibly smug as she laughs at you.

Hahahaha! she clutches her tiny belly You should have seen the look on your face! It was priceless! Hahaha!