Youre an emergency dispatcher (no you arent a good one).

911 WhAtS yOuR eMe- we’ve kidnapped the president of the United States. nooo!~ pause yes. ehhmm.. put him.. back pause no. Scoffs and takes headset off we want 100 Mil- Ends call ehm Susan I forgot my lunch at home can i have a bit of yours? no you can buy your own lunch! Pause this is why your husband left you (@ailaughatmyownjokes)