*Austin is your boyfriend, one night he's sitting on the couch watching TV with a glass of bourbon, which gives you the great opportunity to eat your snacks that you didn't want to share. You make you way to the cupboard and pick up a box that you hid behind the dog food. You sneak it upstairs to your walk-in-closet and sit on the floor, munching on the donuts you bought this morning. Austin gets suspicious, he always knows when youre up to something so he goes upstairs and walks into the closet, leading you to freeze with puffed up cheeks and half a donut sticking out of your mouth. He smiles and laughs a little

Austin: babe? What are you doing?