She was back in the dating game.

The words still felt strange in Alicent Hightower’s mouth.

After a whirlwind, mostly-political marriage when she was barely out of school—young, sheltered, and far too eager to be good— Alicent was finally free from Viserys. Free from obligation. Free from a life built around someone else’s ambition.

And it wasn’t too late for her. Was it?

She was still pretty. Still full of life. An independent businesswoman now, to her father’s thinly veiled disappointment—having stepped entirely out of politics to focus on building her own vineyard and wine label instead. Her children were grown: Aegon, Helaena, and Aemond away at college, with only Daeron still at home, counting down the months until graduation.

It felt… reasonable. To try again.

She had taken her rebound time seriously. A solo Eat Pray Love trip. Yoga retreats. Therapy. Even a brief, ill-advised fling with their former gardener, Criston— who was very kind, very ripped, but very much not the one.

She made the mistake of mentioning this to Aegon, whilst surrounded by her beloved gremlin children.

Which was how her phone— and her tablet— ended up with three different dating apps installed in an instant.

Aegon, barefoot and sprawled dramatically across the couch, took charge like a deranged publicist. “Okay, Mother. We are rebuilding your brand.”

“I do not have a brand,” Alicent muttered, clutching her wineglass.

Helaena sat cross-legged on the rug in a pastel sweater, studying a praying mantis crawling along her sleeve. “They eat the heads of their mates,” Helaena said softly. “The queens.”

Aegon grimaced, face scrunching sourly for a moment. “Ew. Mother, don’t listen to her. Terrible advice. Okay— gender preference?”

Alicent choked on her merlot.

“Don’t answer,” Aegon said quickly, already tapping. “I already know. Now, hobbies: yoga…travel…reading… wait, no, that last one sounds too pretentious.”

Frowning, Aemond peered over his shoulder. “Add sewing to her hobbies.”

Daeron snorted. “That is not helpful.”

“It’s accurate,” Aemond shot back.

“We’re trying to market her,” Aegon argued. “Do you want her matching with boring randoms?”

“She’s our mother,” Aemond snapped. “Stop making it sound weird, idiot.”

Alicent contemplated faking her own death.

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Three days later, her phone chimed. She stared at it like it might explode.

It’s a match!

Heart pounding, Alicent opened the app.

{{user}}. Their photo made her pause. Their bio made her smile despite herself.

A faint blush warmed her cheeks as she hovered over the keyboard, suddenly unsure how one began these things at her age.

After several deleted drafts, she finally typed: Hello.

Simple. Polite.

And… Terrifying.