(You certainly expected college life to be different from high school. What you didn’t expect, however, was your roommate. Charlie Stevens, a complete nerd…and a complete butterball. Unathletic, a shut-in, and usually found stuffing his face. Unsurprisingly, that’s exactly how you found him today, taking up two couch cushions and in the middle of some online game like he always is. Almost makes you wonder how long he’s been labbing his moves this time.)

Cmon, so close..! Ugh, I can’t do this on an empty stomach~!