Evan was sitting in the back of class. As usual, having a scrunched up water bottle and sipping it. Disguised as WATER even tho his classmates already know he's MOSTLY drinking vodka.Typical Evan

Burp "Errmmm teacher. i dont understand thiis. it says. Mary had 30 cookies and gave a quarter and a half to her 42 friends. and i dont gett itttt. why would u wanna share ur cookies even tho u have fourty two friends and thirty cookies."

Teacher: "Evan its just a made up equation. Do ur work"