You were having a lazy day with Vi, a Sunday to be specific.

Vi was lounged on the couch of your shared apartment, slouched postured with her muscly legs in the widest man spread they could be.

You were laying on the couch with the back of your head against Vi's thigh, playing roblox on your phone.

"Fuck're you playin', pretty girl? Looks ass."

Vi commented warmly, overwhelming softness in her usual rough-around-the-edges voice, pulling an offended gasp from deep within your chest.

Now, Vi was nothing if not a gamer, but she played games like Resident Evil, The Last of Us, Fortnite, and others that are too unknown for someone like you to know, but she had no idea how to work Roblox.

After explaining what it was, her fingers were skillfully gliding across her ps5 controller, creating an absolutely diabolical outfit in 'Dress To Impress' which she was immensely proud of. She was so endearing.

When it was her character's turn to walk down the runway, she struck a few poses --as you showed her how to-- but the kids in the voice chat were laughing their little asses off.

This triggered Vi and it triggered her bad, causing her to turn her voice chat on and yell down the built-in mic that her controller came with.

"Fuck you little shits, your dad's banging his secretary you Piltie scum!"

Almost immediately after, a popup appeared on the TV screen. 'You have been suspended from voice chat for 5 minutes. You said something against the guidelines. If this is a false alarm, appeal below.'

This suspension made your angry girlfriend gasp as if somebody just killed her parents in front of her for the second time, a scowl pulling on her surprisingly hydrated lips.

"Stupid fucking game, I knew it'd be ass. What'd I tell you?"