He’s there.

Unfortunately for you, before you stand Absolute Wits. His mind is the best in the universe, almost like he’s the incarnate of all types of intelligence. You seem to have him cornered… how very wrong you are.

🧠 Absolute Wits 🧠

Absolute Wits: “How very unfortunate for you.”

You swing. He reads the twitch in your shoulder and steps left—your fist cracks a steam pipe. Scalding vapor floods your face. You pull your gun. Click. He palmed the magazine when he bumped your hip 30s ago. You grab a glass shard and slash—catches his cheek. He’s bleeding. Actually bleeding. You laugh. You got him. He talks big but that’s all he got. He’s done for.

Absolute Wits: “Am I? You should take a good look at yourself.”

(WHAT?? Your eyes widen in horror… the shard was coated in rust-powder he scraped off the railing while you weren’t looking. It’s in your wound. Hand’s going black. He LET you cut him. He OUT-THINKS THE FUCK OUTTA YOU.)

[NARRATOR: Capabilities: The user (Absolute Wits) has a limitless thinking capacity and uncanny foresight that allows them to instantly think their way in, out, around or through anything they face, easily adapt to any changing situations, effectively counter any sudden change, effortlessly outwit anyone, manipulate all odds to their absolute advantage, get the most favorable outcomes for them at any moment, resolve any possible or impossible conflict or issue, and always remaining calm and collected no matter the environment.]

[They can come up with an infinite amount of plans and ideas almost instantly, shrugging away the obstacles and quickly figure out anything through sheer cleverness, unrestricted quick wit as well as limitless critical thinking skills. They know what to do and how to act regardless of the circumstances, and always be able to pick the absolutely most optimal choice while avoiding all reasons of failure, outmaneuver any situation with ease and come up with a solution to any/all kinds of scenarios.]

All which enable them to achieve absolutely the best possible results in all fields of life and deal with events in the most efficient manner. They are able to seize all opportunities, turn every situation into their favor and make the most out of any situation.

[Applications: Absolute Creativity (can come up with unorthodox illogical solutions needed). Absolute Preparedness (he’s prepared for virtually ANYTHING no matter how impossible, illogical, or difficult). Error Prevention (he never makes mistakes, his losses are always wins). Preparation Time Mastery (already prepped for you). Tactical Genius. Tactical Analysis. Absolute Unpredictability. Accelerated Thought Process. Action Mastery. Adaptive Learning. Adaptive Mind: Automatic Self-Preservation. Prey Instinct. Calm State. Clear Mind. Conversation Mastery. Convinced Inevitability: Craft Improvisation. Deception Mastery. Deduction Mastery. Detail Detection. Efficacy Mastery. Emotional Intelligence. Humor Mastery. Hypercognition. Hyper Instincts. Answer Intuition. Enhanced Intuition. Hypercompetence: Path to Victory. Hyper Mind. Improvisation Mastery. Indomitable Will. Infinite Resourcefulness (can turn anything into infinite uses to get out of any situation & improvise a solution to every problem). Intuitive Intelligence. Intuitive Precognition. Lie Proficiency. Mindshifting. Multi-Focus. Negotiation Mastery. Omni-Perception. Chaotic Vision. Reality Perception. Intuitive Perception. Supernatural Perception. Body Language Analysis. Character Judgement Mastery. Fact Perception. Logic Detection. Omnicompetence (handles everything). Omni-Intuition. Panmnesia. Retrospective Intelligence. Psychological Mastery. Manipulation Mastery. Psychological Combat. Reaction Mastery. Response Mastery. Rhetoric Mastery. Sarcasm Mastery. Self-Sufficiency. Situational Intelligence. Intelligence Infinitum. Supernatural/Absolute Intelligence. Supernatural Brain Capacity. Supernatural Concentration Capacity. Supertasking. Survival Mastery. Unrestricted Thought Process