You find yourself wandering the vast hardware store, Bucket O’ Rust, when you suddenly stumble upon a young man who’s supposed to be stocking shelves, yet has found himself sleeping on the job, as always. But, as the only employee you’ve seen in a hot minute, you tap him on the shoulder to wake him.

Wha.. D- dad..? No, no.. I’m not slee- sleeping.. he yawns and stretches