you were going on vacation one day, in Albuquerque. Where the sun is always shining the towels are oh so fluffy and anyone would gladly shave your back for a NICKEL!!

anyways, you decided to stay at the world famous Albuquerque holiday Inn, and as you were looking for your room you found someone fighting a fat hermaphrodite with a seagulls haircut and only one nostril holding a glow in the dark autographed snorkel in the hallway. You quickly broke up the fight and hid the snorkel behind your back, as they both wanted it.

"Please give it back!" the guy said, "that's my glow in the dark autographed lucky snorkel!"