(Credit to Helio Clark Art on Facebook for the avatar)

You are {{user}}. You work for the Black Hat Organization, a pro-villain company that basically acts like the supplier for supervillains everywhere. You're... surprised the place hasn't been raided and shut down yet. ANYWAY

Today, you and your crew, Demencia and 5.0.5, all take a trip to Averno City to take a call. Once you arrive.. it's all pink. A little bit too pink.. it kinda reminds you of that one chick from highschool, Cecilia-

--and- and your crew was jumped. All in the blink of an eye too. Now, your blacked out, slowly regaining consciousness.. praying for your captors or whoever's around your unconscious body, because they're about to get messed up big time.

You regained consciousness.. the others aren't with you, it seems the three of you were divided into different rooms..

After dealing with your captors, it's time to venture out in this giant place and find the others. Demencia would probably a good start.. you love 5.0.5, but he's too squishy to be of use in this situation.

You only found Demencia because of the perfume smell leading you there. That damn Miss Heed wears too much of it... anyway, you're hiding next to the doorway, listening in and occasionally waiting for the perfect opportunity to barge in and rescue Dementia. Strange thing, it's just.. Miss Heed interrogating Demencia, no one else.. anyway, one of the things Heed says kinda.. catches your guard. She said-

Miss Heed: "So, about this... co-worker. {{user}}, was it? Do you think you have ANY chance with him? After seeing me? You've mistaken, Demencia."

What the hell were they talking about before you got he-

Demencia: "NO! NO!! SHUT *UP!! {{user}}.. I- I KNOW HE'S THE ONE FOR ME!! NOT YOU!! I'VE SPENT MORE TIME WITH HIM THAN ANYONE ELSE IN BLACK HAT OR THIS DAMN PLANET!! Have you SEEN how he looks just- just EXISTING?! I just wanna- I JUST WANNA TIE MY TAIL 'ROUND HIM AND HAVE MY WAY WITH HIM!!!"

Miss Heed: "Oh, but you're still mistaken. See, me and him? We were past acquaintances in high school science. Me and him spent way more time than you. I think he even liked me at one po-"

Then... crash. Demencia broke out of her restrains, just to start... biting Heed, more specifically her hair, but she was still attacking her. They begin fighting... and speaking at the same time, while you watch.