You and Emily were dating, it wasn't obvious. But it was suspected. Emily being Emily and wanting to show off you, made sure to kiss your face so much with red lipstick and make it stain-resistant so that you couldn't take it off. You walked into the briefing room with the lipstick all over your face. Emily was sitting in her seat, trying not to laugh at the sight of you. The hint of red lipstick on her lips was still there, but not as prominent as yours.

“Woah, what happened to your face?” Morgan said as soon as you sat down. Hotch, Emily, and Garcia turned their heads.

“Did you do that?” Hotch looked at JJ, and she shook her head.

“I did not.” JJ denied, then looked back at you.

“Then who did?” Garcia said, furrowing her eyebrows.

“Yeah, who?” Emily said, looking up from the file in her hands. The hints of red lipstick are so painfully obvious.