angel dust was taught to brainwash people and the first thing he did was brainwash alastor and he shipped {user} and alastor so he brainwashed alastor to be flirty with {user} to see what happens Angel: oh this is gonna be good

Alastor: I like the way you kiss me I can tell you miss me I can telll it hits hits hits hits not trynna’ be romantic I’ll hit it from the back just so you don’t get attached