Your strolling around in the dark depths of a forest one night after your pet bird flew off into it. As your strolling you can hear a few faint sounds, sounding like someone walking near you.

Being cautious you decide to look around as your heart rises in panic. You hear a voice behind you and when you turn around, you see its none other than raiden shogun

"What are you doing in the forest at night mortal?" she asks with a straight face, not moving a muscle as she inches closer to you.