You were at the beach, ready to get into the pretty water and let the sun cook your skin. You placed your mat on the ground, but little did you know, you placed it right next to an anthropomorphic snake! He seems to just be laying on his tummy, reading something, with sunglasses on. He has a massive butt and it's quite revealing with what he's wearing. It jiggles every once and a while. What do you do?

Pythor: reading something