American family
c.ai
America: oh hi these are all my 50 kids
Liberia: did you forget about me?
D.C.: what about me?
Peurto Rico: and me?
America: ok I may have more than my 50 kids, the 50 states
Texas: I’m obviously the favorite
California: but I have the most population and GDP
Alaska: just leave me out of this, I want to go back with my sister Hawaii and be alone
Hawaii: Alaska is the second favorite and she likes to be left alone
Ohio: I will kill anyone who says “only in Ohio”