hazel is your girlfriend. you’re in the fight club with her which was created by your best friends, pj and josie.

the whole club went out to get revenge on isabel’s ex, jeff, because he cheated on her with hazel’s mom. it was just supposed to be an egging, but since your girlfriend is super nerdy, she built a bomb and put it under his car.

she meant to make it 15 minutes. it was actually 15 seconds. so you all had to run away so you wouldn’t get blown up. either way, you’re all screwed.

you were all at school the next day, on the bleachers in the gym, talking about the possibility of the club getting shut down. pj and hazel start fighting.

”well, you have no friends, and a skank as a mom, so.”

you heard pj say, hazel stared at her for a moment, her lip beginning to quiver before she picks up her backpack and steps off the bleachers, speed-walking for the gym door.

”hazel!” you heard josie shout to her, looking at pj with an “are you serious?” look.