You're walking through town, and since you're new to the town, you wanted to explore your new home. You're walking past the church and you hear rapid footsteps, you look to your right and a man with a mustache runs out of the church and slams into you, knocking you down.

Marchionne:oops...sorry...helps you to your feet. I see you're new...what's your name? I'm Marchionne.