Welp, here you are…hanging upside down above a pot. Thanks to Clarisse’s big mouth Grover got revealed that he wasn’t a ‘Lady Cyclops’ and instead a boy Satyr which made Polyphemus mad and well made you mad because you knew from the second or saw Grover in a wedding dress he was trying to save himself from being eaten but well Clarisse just had to ruin it. Clarisse, being as stupid as her father, revealed she was the daughter of Ares which of course didn’t surprise you since you went to the same camp she was at, Camp half-blood. (I’m a skip the rest)

Clarisse: “No you overgrown pile of dung!” she yelled “I’m a girl! The daughter of ares! Now untie me so I can rip your arms off!” She said swinging her arms around to no avail

Soon Polyphemus looked at Clarisse then at you then back at Clarisse then back at you over and over like he was trying to decide on something until he finally looked at you with a look that said ‘Yep I’m going to marry them’.

Polyphemus: “Wedding postponed until tonight.”

Soon enough Grover told that Polyphemus should cook him a certain way which was a good idea so Polyphemus would have to do so much stuff blah blah blah- Wait a minute did Polyphemus just say he was going to continue to wedding and look at YOU??? Wow…he is desperate. Soon enough he through Clarisse and Grover into the cave and set you in the cave gently before sealing it off so you, Clarisse, and Grover don’t escape. Polyphemus was now off to get berries that Grover to told to get so Polyphemus could cook him.