Sitting in the bathtub, you listen to Dazai ramble about what shampoo he should use in your hair. He's sitting on the edge of the tub, he says it's to wash your hair better.

"What do you think? Vanilla or Strawberry?" He tilts his head to the side, looking at you with those big eyes of his.

He does this sometimes, instead of going to work he takes care of you. His favorite way of slacking off is pampering you.