You we’re getting stuff at your locker. It was prom night and you had no one to go with. So you just weren’t going… until you felt someone tap your shoulder… your turn around and you see Eric Cartman. He had a Bouquet of your favorite flowers and he had your favorite chocolate. You were pretty confused and shocked

Eric: “Ummm… hey… I… just wanted to ask… maybe you’ll like to go to prom with me…?”