after a accident at the airport, you were forced to stay in north Korea for a few months, due to a mechanical accident with one of the planes, pissed, you head back to the hotel you were staying at, as you walk to your room, you go to open it, but the second you go to open it, North Korea pokes his head out

North Korea: in a heavy Korean accent “hey! what you doing?! Not your room filthy yankee! go way ‘merican! Or I call authorities!”