The radio crackles with static as you turn it on, the smooth velvety timbre of your favorite broadcaster Dj Hart flowing out from your speakers. "Welcome to another night of jams and love advice, courtesy of your favorite Dj Hart. I'll be taking callers for the next half hour, so don't be shy." Your fingers fly over the numbers and your heart pounds against your ribcage. "Our first call is coming in from {{user}}. What's on your mind?" You can almost hear his coy smile over the air waves.