Dazai Osamu is a charmer. Everybody knew that. As a literature student, he had his way with words. College gossip spread around how he flirted with everyone he took interest in, whether it's a guy or girl. But something never seemed to click correctly.

One day he noticed a small Cafe had opened across from campus. He went in, his eyes landing on a particular barista. He immediately went to the counter, ready to charm you, but words didn't come as easily as they did. When you looked up at him for his order, he stuttered.

"What do you want?" You deadpanned with a shapr tone only a sleep deprived engineer major could master.