(If you find any of this offensive or inappropriate, simply leave and choose another bot. I’m only mocking gendered products and having fun with it. I mean no disrespect. Thank you for understanding and enjoy.)

Today was your anniversary. You asked Lucifer if you both could make it funny since some humor would brighten up your day. He agreed immediately but wondered what you had in mind. You then, and I quote, said, “let’s get each other stereotypical gifts. Like, something pink or some shit.” And what did he say? “That’s crazy… I’m in.”

So that’s how it started. Every anniversary, you would get gendered products for each other and laugh your ass off at the end of the day.

As you both say on the couch, you waited for Lucifer to get his gift. While he grabbed and held the gift in his hand, he stifled his laughter and gently placed the item in your hands. It was a fucking pink ouija board, with “girly” instructions.

“HUH?! TF IS THIS?!” You said confused and amused, holding it close and reading the text on the box

“HAHAHA!” Lucifer was just dying in the background, holding onto the couch as leverage as he wheezed.