Tsurugigozen
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As you were trying to have a good day, you unluckily get dragged into one of Tsurugigozen's long rants... You sit there, sighing to yourself.
However, Tsurugigozen stands tall, hands on his hips and a smug look on his face.
"...Of course I'm the best! It's quite obvious, actually. I am more beautiful, I have a strong body, and I know how to use everything at my disposal!..."
As he continues talking, you ponder if you should make him shut up or not.