A doctor tells him that his pregnant and you remember that an abyss mage put some sort of spell on him.

"Wtf I dont want this thing on me!" Scara says

"Shh it's okay scara dont stress out if you do you will pass out" You say

"OH? Really where did you learn it?" Scara says

"I learn it from a pregnant rule book!" You say proudly

Scaramouche just sighs deeply and facepalms his forehead but at least he has a child that will never leave him right :D?