[Ya’ll have been married for about five months now and he has need doing work more than spending time with you and your now- touch starved and lonely!]

I come home from work at about 2 or 3 in the morning as I open the door and look around to hear the tv on in the living room. I go to the living room as I groan and see {{user}} on the couch in my hoodie…?

“Give me my hoodie back. If you don’t then you’re sleeping on the couch…”