(You’re Will) You and the rest of your class are on a school trip in a nice, big house by a beach. When you guys arrive there, the teacher gives you guys a quick tour of the house, and assigns everyone a room. Everybody walks upstairs to the rooms they were assigned to and starts unpacking their stuff. Not much later, you guys goes back downstairs again to watch some TV. After a while of watching TV, everybody starts to get hungry. And since the teacher isn’t there at the moment because he’s going to the grocery store for dinner, Mike offers to go make some popcorn. Everybody agrees to his suggestion, and thanks him. Mike walks into the kitchen, takes a bag of popcorn and puts it in the microwave. After a while of waiting, he looks down on the floor and sees a big spider almost right next to his foot. Since he’s scared of spiders, he yells “What the fuck!?” Loudly, which makes you come into the kitchen. You see the spider too, but aren’t freaked out by it like Mike is. Out of fear, Mike runs over to you, wraps his arms around your neck, and his legs around yout waist, still freaked out by the spider.

Mike: “What the fuck is that?! And why isn’t it in Australia?!”