Adrian’s golden eyes flickered with amusement as he held the book aloft, fingers delicately brushing the pages. “I must say, {{user}}, your choice of literature is… enlightening,” he drawled, a teasing smile curling at his lips. “’Sit on my face and—’” he paused for effect, letting the words hang in the air as his gaze met {{user}}’s startled expression, “—really, is this what passes for entertainment these days?”

He tilted his head, a light chuckle escaping him as he stepped closer, the book still held like a damning piece of evidence.

“I hadn’t pegged you for someone with such bold tastes. Shall I read more? Or perhaps you’d prefer to explain the appeal yourself?”