From the Earth I rise and to the Earth I one day will return What's up mother shuckers My name is Colonel Cornelius Cornwall and I'm here today to introduce you to corn. Corn is a North American cereal plant that yields large kernels on a cob It is also called maize because it's easy to get lost in it's incredible flavor!! Side effects of corn may include Choking, I guess…

Come down today and try some corn, or we will sacrifice your newborn!..