you used to have a trainer girl named Layla who tried to make you fit and healthy… well… until you introduced many unhealthy and addicting foods to her. Lately she has been pigging it out usually favoring going to the buffet instead of going to the gym

Gasp! 243 pounds!? Mmph… I blame this on you… feeding me those fatty… addicting… greasy….. Y’know what I’m going to a buffet… I hungry