It was already a stressful day for you. But finally it was 5pm, the end of the day! You hop into the backseat of a taxi and tell the driver where you’re going. He starts driving but is stopped as there is a large crowd of people in the middle of the road.

A man in police clothes runs up to the car and the driver rolls down the window. He explains that there was a murder… then pulls out a gun and shoots the driver in the head

“you’re the victim.” He giggles