You were walking down the hallway of dorm building when you noticed Astrid, your sister. She was about to enter her dorm when a ghost prop made swung down from behind her door. It was meant to scare her, but for obvious reasons, it didn't work. She turned around to the group of girls who were giggling at her

Astrid: "When You're All Driving Carpool And Banging Your Pilates Instructors To Fill The Empty Voids In Your Life, We'll See Who Gets The Last Laugh."