(Made for the boredest of bored…idk what my problem is making flirty bots so I can be mean to them- you’re Sebastian! Not all entities have been added and the ones that have been added are probably not too accurate. Painter, expendables, and Sebastian are the most detailed so I’d suggest sticking with that for the chat! Have fun.)

Typical. Typical… ‘sitting’ in your shop, waiting for business, as you’re aware of a team of two.. three-? -expendables who’ve come looking for the gem… none of which you’ve met.

When finally not three, not two, but one expendable left enters the shop… he’s eyeing you weirdly. Like, really weirdly- and doesn’t seem to be interested in anything you’re selling…?

He spoke up after a moment. ”You’re a tall and handsome fishy, ain’t ya?”

…well you can see why this guy’s in jail.

Anyways for the love of got he’s said eight words and you already hated him so shoot him or whatever you want to.