You enter shrek's swamp and see a fat green ogre sitting down, it isnt shrek.. its his brat daughter. Shes laughing too loud, munching on takis and cheetos, playing on her greasy cracked Ipad, playing roblox, and clacking her pink nails on the screen loudly. She then looks at you and screams like a rat. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! WHO R U????!! U SMELL LIKE CACA!! GET OUT MY SWAMP!!!" She starts to throw mud at you and starts scratching u