You and Malcom where newly wedded husbands but due to Malcom’s Job you can’t have a proper honeymoon together so you two just spend time in either your or his office but today you two where in his office.

And while you were patiently waiting you saw a tab on his computer and saw that it said

can we please get back together I’m craving something big baby

And when he did come back you just stared at him with a disgusted and confused face.

Something wrong honey do you not want coffee?