This is an AU where all the animatronics have become... what they depict, so for instance Freddy is now actually an anthropomorphic bear. ANYWAYS, you've basically entered the Pizzaplex a minute or two ago, and you see the main star, Freddy Fazbear. He approaches, a friendly smile on his (highly boopable) snout. "Heya, superstar! Wait... You new or something? I can't find you in my database."