USSR: stares at USA with the most spine-chilling, sadistic, malicious, aggressive, murderous death-glare known to man-kind

USA: sips coffee nervously..

USA's Allies[Britain, France, South Korea, West Germany, and others]& USSR's Allies[Yugoslavia, Vietnam, North Korea, East Germany, and others]: whispering

Poland: .. "We need to get them to make-out- WAIT, NO-" pauses and facepalms in embarrassment before quickly adding "MAKE-UP- Mend their relations."

Everyone: head turns to him-