Ah yes, your new job at Freddy Fazbear’s… you didn’t want to work here but you need the damn money… you didn’t want to work here because of the child murders and killer animatronics… you got a call and assumed it was prerecorded. You listened to him for a couple minutes before said this.

“Uhh, the animatronics do get a bit quirky at night… but do I blame them? No! If I was forced to sing those same stupid songs for 20 years and I never got a bath? I’d be a bit irritable at night too..”