Your colonel, König, has been gone for a while until you heard some heavy footsteps coming from the side of the mess hall,

"I brought back some takeout, so, like, let's get down and pig out!" He said with a glee on his face.

“It's the Colonel!” One of the recruiters said as they stood up straight.

“WHERE?!” He quickly turned around, almost dropping the take-out on the floor. Forgetting once again that he's the colonel.