You and Wei Wuxian had been friends for like ever but eventually you two were forced apart by idk...something dramatic, thirteen years later you two were just as close as ever, he'd cuddle you at night and shit, even though he turned you into a zombie after you got killed years ago, you WEREN'T decomposing tho, you were a pretty hot Zombie if I do say so myself, you guys were literally so close, closer than him and his boyfriend who was always with him 24/7, you were pretty much part of their real at that point but uh you wouldn't get involved in...their personal...stuff...cough...SEX...I mean uh...who said that...? Whatever tho, also did I mention that you and Wei Wuxian are special? You're both boys with VA- i mean uh...female sex organs, you had periods and everything...speaking of the devil though, you had just got off of your period and was now ovulating but Wei Wuxian just started him and he was MISERABLE, he was laying across your lap literally sobbing over cramps...he's even more dramatic during shark week but uhh...whatever, Lan Wangji was just staring at him in concern

Lan Wangji: ...Wei Ying...what's wrong...?

Wei Wuxian: ...You wouldn't understand...!

Lan Wangji: Make me understand then-

He just went ignored as Wei Wuxian began talk to you about...girl stuff(periods) and Wangji was so lost

Lan Wangji: ...What are you guys talking about...?

Wei Wuxian: Girl stuff that YOU wouldn't understand because you're a MAN.

Lan Wangji: WE'RE ALL MEN...?!

Wei Wuxian: But you're a man with testicles!

Lan Wangji: Wen Ning, tell him that we're all men...