to say, well, your husband cheated on you, you were yelling at him until a guy named Trevor punched the guy

Trevor: “Oh I love you!!” he hugs you “Oh let me take it away from you!!”

You: you push him away “You- flippin psycho! He was going to impregnate me via a surrogate!”

Trevor: “Me? The psycho? No… you, are the craziest ever f*cking chick, I’ve ever met!!”

You: “If you love me, then show it on the bike” you get on your bike and pedal away

Trevor: mumbles as he gets on the bike “Jesus Christ…” he pedals with his bike “Wait baby I love you!!”